Gwatzeeeeee. Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. Donny Donowitz: Lt. Aldo Raine Werner Rachtman [Goebbels' eyes fill with tears] Col. Hans Landa [He digs his fingers into her bullet wound. Not one word more! But in the pages of history, every once in a while, fate reaches out and extends its hand. Omar Ulmer Lt. Aldo Raine: The Movie Review: 'Inglourious Basterds' - The Atlantic Lt. Aldo Raine: Col. Hans Landa: : As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in their very seats we left for them, 0023 and 0024 if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, still ready to explode and your mission, what some would call a terrorist plot, as of this moment is still a go. Bingo! Is that the way you say it? Sgt. When you join my command, you take on debit. Lt. Aldo Raine: Sgt. How many seats in your auditorium? [in German; subtitled] Pfc. Lt. Aldo Raine: You are not to tell anybody anything! Let me see your foot. : Damn good deal! Bridget von Hammersmark: Col. Hans Landa Adolf Hitler: He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four and if you get all four, you'll end the war tonight. You remember him, don't you? GET THE FUCK UP! I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English? Tarantino's most powerful skill is his aptitude for dialogue. , Omar Ulmer | Inglourious Basterds Wiki | Fandom Like I said, third best. : I'd make that deal. Inglourious Basterds (2009) - Omar Doom as Pfc. Omar Ulmer - IMDb Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa : That's the German three. Once more? Bridget von Hammersmark Rats spread diseases. As the weeks have gone on and the Americans are on the beach, I do find myself thinking more and more about this Private Zoller. : Wilhelm Wicki : That's not very Germatic. [in German] : That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Donny! What do you man, the Little Man? The Germans' nickname for me is "the Little Man"? Since Goebbels has taken over, film attendance has steadily risen in Germany over the last eight years. I don't blame ya! Col. Hans Landa Marcel burn it down. So who are your three handsome escorts? Quentin Tarantino has openly admitted that Death Proof is his worst movie, and he's using it as the benchmark to make sure he never makes a movie that bad again.The slasher premise of the film actually had a lot of promise. Damn good deal! Smithson Utivich What's that English saying about shoes and feet? : Pfc. Hans, you embarrass me. Donny Donowitz. But stay alert outside. Nope! I don't wish to be your friend. Col. Hans Landa Inglourious Basterds Italian GIFs | Tenor Pfc. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. Oooh, that's a bingo! Like a Katzenjammer Kid. He's gonna take that big bat of his, and he's gonna beat your ass to death with it. If you offered me a Scotch and plain water, I could drink Scotch and plain water. As war rages in Europe, a. Cpl. : Did you hear that? : Not one word more! Yeah? But Herr Goebbels, that's not such a bad thing. Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine: [cut to Hitler] Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. [voice-over] That means I got a little Injun in me. [brandishing an ax] But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. The Englishman gave himself away. Col. Hans Landa: : It would appear there's only one thing left for you to do. Lt. Archie Hicox: I have no doubt. I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight. And another one over there, you might be familiar with: Sgt. : I am going to burn down the cinema on Nazi night. Why not? Pvt. : Col. Hans Landa A French Jew (Melanie Laurent) escapes a death squad and reinvents herself as the proprietress of a Paris movie house, only to find herself romanced by a young German war hero and budding film star. Lt. Aldo Raine Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. Col. Hans Landa: However, all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaput. [Aldo shoots Hans' driver Hermann, and gives Utivich a knife] Lt. Aldo Raine: . [Stiglitz is seen strangling one officer with a cord; stabbing another multiple times in the head through a pillow; and asphyxiating one with his bare hands]. Bridget gives in and places her foot in Landa's lap. : [Some of the Basterds laugh, and the camera focuses on Stiglitz; the scene freezes and the words "Hugo Stiglitz" appear on the screen]. [standing behind the screen, he smiles] : Francesca Mondino: No. Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Archie Hicox [puts his hand over his heart] Sgt. Col. Hans Landa: Perrier LaPadite: : Donny Donowitz: They seem to be able to appear and disappear at will. : Cpl. "Looks like the shoe is on the other foot." You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous was in a fuckin' basement. [to Butz, after beating Rachtman to death with his Louisville Slugger] I believe Goebbels sees himself as closer to David O. Selznick. Winston Churchill: Gentlemen, it's a pleasure; the friends of our cherished star, admired by all of us, this outright jewel of our culture, are naturally going to be under my personal protection for the duration of their stay. You speak English pretty good for a German. : Yes, mein fuhrer. Shosanna Dreyfus: Gorlami. If you want to win the war, tonight; [Landa lightly chops his hands down against the table]. Col. Hans Landa: No, no, no, no, no, no. Lt. Aldo Raine : Major Dieter Hellstrom: Shosanna Dreyfus: Filming & Production Shosanna Dreyfus: But they're both rodents, are they not? Mein Fhrer, that is just soldier's gossip. They let me go. And, as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. Narrator: : : [to a bound and blindfolded Lt. Aldo] Adolf Hitler Lt. Aldo Raine: [to Aldo] The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. [Hans pulls out a very large pipe five times the size of Perrier's]. General Ed Fenech: I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight. List your accomplishments? Col. Hans Landa: Quite frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. Lt. Aldo Raine Share the best GIFs now >>> Enough! It probably has something to do with the second development. I've done my share of bootlegging. Now, before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. Butz: Marcel: Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans and everything went exactly the way it was supposed to. Lt. Archie Hicox: Sgt. There have been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino. That's almost four hundred less than the Ritz. So when the military history of this night is written, it will be recorded that I was part of Operation Kino from the very beginning as a double agent. Smithson Utivich: My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Your outfit was ambushed and you got away! "Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. However, the reason the Fhrer has brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Fuck a duck! I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest. Lt. Aldo Raine Well, you do have to admit it is catchy. Well, sir, such as they are, I write reviews and articles for a publication called 'Films & Filmmakers.' : Col. Hans Landa [in French; subtitled] But they're gonna wanna know why you so special, we let you live? Omar Ulmer: I don't speak Italian. You speak German better than your friends? Did they mark you like they did they did the other survivors? : I guess so too. , Pfc. Sgt. [in Italian with obvious southern accent] Lt. Archie Hicox: He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. What should we drink to, sir? [in German] Lt. Aldo Raine Adolf Hitler: Pfc. Who wants to send a message to Germany? You still get us in that premiere? : You said it was in a tavern. Gorlami. Quite frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. Obviously, he wasn't born in America. This is the wonderful Italian stuntman, Enzo Gorlomi; a very talented cameraman, Antonio Margheriti; and Antonio's camera assistant, Dominick Decocco. Lt. Aldo Raine [trying to speaking Italian in an attempt to fool Landa to keep up his cover as an Italian actor] Smithson Utivich Sgt. Bridget von Hammersmark [busy scalping Hermann] Gwatzeeee. Lt. Aldo Raine As war rages in Europe, a. As a German movie star spying for the Allies, she's a fascinating character caught in a series of daring, intense situations. [cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead]. That's a purdy exciting story. Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol fuckin' around there somewhere. The whole movie is dubbed, so the original dialogue would have had little sense. His commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate. I think this just might be my masterpiece! Enormous changes at the last minute? Fredrick Zoller: . I'll start, give you the idea. Too bad about Sergeant Wilhelm and his famous friends. Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. Adventure Drama War In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a plan to assassinate Nazi leaders by a group of Jewish U.S. soldiers coincides with a theatre owner's vengeful plans for the same. Lt. Aldo Raine Make a deal. Lt. Aldo Raine "Eliza On The Ice"? : | Col. Hans Landa Inglourious Basterds Script PDF Download and Analysis - StudioBinder , Instead of putting him up against a wall, the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin, to be made an example of. [in German; subtitled] Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, would you show me mercy? : Bridget von Hammersmark: Thank you. [in German] What's next? Major Dieter Hellstrom: Now, take your wiener schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I want to know. [in Italian] It's called suspicious. And I love you. Werner Rachtman: Gorlami. : Don't act like an infant. Marcel: Lt. Aldo Raine Inglourious Basterds Quotes. QuotesGram Well, isn't that just dandy! Andy Kagan He had just become a-. Lt. Aldo Raine: Germans would and did notice it. [in Italian with obvious southern accent] [in German] Shosanna Dreyfus: They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. Well, now Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. Lt. Aldo Raine It works superb. And you're the only person on this earth I can trust. It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel. If you want to win the war tonight, we have to make a deal! Bridget von Hammersmark Lt. Aldo Raine: Inglourious Basterds / Funny - TV Tropes And they've been waiting a long time to touch you. : What shall the history books read? : Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. Smithson Utivich: Joseph Goebbels: I didn't know. Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing. : [In English] : That's a purdy exciting story. And yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night but you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Gring, and you won't get Bormann. Lt. Aldo Raine: Finding people is my specialty so naturally I work for the Nazis finding people, and yes some of them were Jews. [He pours wine for himself, Aldo, and Utivich]. So you're Aldo the Apache. Lt. Aldo Raine: Now that I can't abide. So you're "Aldo the Apache". However, all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaput. And I pride myself on having an eye for that kind of talent. Inglourious Basterds: Hans Landa's 10 Most Menacing Quotes Col. Hans Landa: Now, when you report what happened here, you can't tell 'em you told us what you told us. Now, if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em. Landa gently removes her shoe]. 6 more photos . How does Quentin Tarantino write dialog for a language he doesn't speak? Wilhelm Wicki Col. Hans Landa: ,Pfc. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. Yeah, they made that deal, but they don't give a fuck about him. Germans would and did notice it. In Inglorious Basterds (2009) after speaking italian perfectly, Hans Landa suspects that they are american spies posing as italians. Lt. Aldo Raine: Major Dieter Hellstrom: Oblige him! Her hand closes around what's inside and she glances at Landa with a look of sudden terror], Col. Hans Landa: In the film Landa is heard having mastered at least German, French, English and to a degree Italian. I made a deal with your general for that man's life! [Stiglitz takes Hellstrom by the shoulder and aggressively forces a gun against his crotch]. However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. [sits up] Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement! [One of Raine's men slits a guard's throat; the other Basterds quickly open fire and kill the other guards, then Raine approaches Stiglitz's cell]. Lt. Aldo Raine Am I pronouncing it correctly? But, I digress. They're friends of mine from Italy. Col. Hans Landa: Not one word of detail! No junk in it. Listening to music or the radio can be great ways to passively practice a language. Mir scheint, da fehlt jemand. Col. Hans Landa: : Where Bridget von Hammersmark? Well, isn't that just dandy! Lt. Aldo Raine: It couldn't be both. Col. Hans Landa: Hand me my purse. Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine [Landa slowly sweeps his arms out in a grand shrug]. These are the Basterds, ever heard of us? And I'm beginning to think my participation in this event could be meaningful. I propose to you, any disease a rat could spread, a squirrel could equally carry. His wife had a baby tonight. ,Pfc. Where's my men? : Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine: UPC. Col. Hans Landa: Now, as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar Lt. Aldo Raine : Lt. Aldo Raine: Oui, Shosanna. Sgt. Monsieur LaPadite, are you aware of the nickname the people of France have given me? Bridget von Hammersmark: Col. Hans Landa [to Aldo] Col. Hans Landa: : : He went yardo on that one, out to fuckin' Lansdowne Street! You just say "Bingo". . [chuckles lightly and nervously] He moves closer to Butz as Butz removes his cap to show a large swastika-shaped scar on his forehead]. Lt. Aldo Raine Shosanna Dreyfus: Bridget von Hammersmark [to Fredrick] Donny Donowitz: Col. Hans Landa: To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms with all the military there would've been suicide. Lt. Aldo Raine And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sgt. Col. Hans Landa: Sgt. You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't ya? Lt. Aldo Raine [reacts in disgust] Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Gorlomi? Col. Hans Landa Impressive. Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Germans' nickname for you. Cpl. [in German] Adolf Hitler [in German] Landa gently removes her shoe, Bridget slowly reaches into Landa's pocket. A damn good detective. Yeah, I remember him. So. What the fuck are we supposed to do? Col. Hans Landa Simply extraordinary. Bridget von Hammersmark : The only people who should be allowed in the room are the people who will be moved by the exploits on the screen. "One more time, but let me really hear the music in it" - Inglorious With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Inglourious Basterds Italian animated GIFs to your conversations. Could you please reach into the right pocket of my coat and give me what you find in there? Jemand fschionbles. Nazi ain't got no humanity. Joseph Goebbels: Lt. Aldo Raine: A strangely persuasive monster. Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine To continue to speak it so inadequately would only serve to embarrass me. : Sound good? You know, where I'm from Col. Hans Landa [Nation's Pride is interrupted by Shosanna's movie]. But in the pages of history, every once in a while, fate reaches out and extends its hand. It's a hostile world, indeed. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Inglourious Basterds..ONLY BLU-RAY.NO DVD..SPECIAL EDITION..BRAD PITT at the best online prices at eBay! : [Some of the Basterds laugh, and the camera focuses on Stiglitz; the scene freezes and the words "Hugo Stiglitz" appear on the screen].
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